If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
As someone who has had an experience like this one (I even wrote a drunk poem about it), it’s really super simple to get a beekeeper to take care of it for you. They were in and out with the hive and queen within an hour or two, and I got a bunch of wall honey out of the deal!
We attempt to con a room full of computer scientists into thinking we know stats.
Computer Science, Carleton College
Simba: Simulating a Bikeshare Network
Om nom nom. I can never get enough Honey Nut Cheerios!
herein lies only darkness
French Toasted Thoughts
Sometimes when I am sitting in my booth at Denny’s, I start to wonder how I got here. Like, where do we come from? And why are we the only species that is aware of our own mortality? Is our life some pre-determined track and we’re completely helpless to change or stop it, or are we free spirits and our destination is our own choosing? Is time reallllly a flat circle?! Are flying squirrels reallyyy necessary? Do regular squirrels really need that extra skin? I mean, they’re already agile. Isn’t that a bit much? And why were sad clowns ever popular? And why should I care about someone’s feelings when they clearly made a poor career choice? Who elects to be horrifically sad? But then my French Toast is delivered and all of that goes away. Because priorities.
denny’s has shown me the light
I eat the mice. I am a bird, after all.